Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
“Guardians of the Galaxy was such a fantastic movie!”
"There were a lot of issues with GotG that should be addressed and Marvel should work on improving with future movies."
please give me immigrant maximoffs.
maximoffs who know the language of every country they’ve ever lived in but are still a little confused about the tenses of English verbs
maximoffs swearing in Yiddish because they picked it up from Magneto
maximoffs loading the cart up with exotic, unfamiliar American candy (“what is a Hershey’s? Will we like it?) every time they make a supermarket run
maximoffs working to combat anti-Romani stereotypes
maximoffs helping people get across the ocean or the border or the desert to America, Pietro zipping around to restock supply points while Wanda stares very pointedly at electric fences until they feel ashamed of themselves and lumber away
maximoffs celebrating Thanksgiving for the very first time
maximoffs walking around New York during December and admiring all the pretty displays in the windows
immigrant maximoffs~ <3 <3
Yh I’m creeped out by how Ariana Grande is sexualised and also made to look like a child simultaneously. Whoever is marketing her needs to stop it.
More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve