There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees
Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies
I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute
Yoko Ono (via bl-ossomed)
me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via seyfriieds)
idk why people take me so seriously i never even know what im saying
That’s because you are speaking in tongues most of the time, we’re all very concerned.
steve’s whole life philosophy is basically “on va voir” tbh
"Steve, don’t you join the army, you’ll get yourself killed." "We’ll see."
"You can’t single-handedly raid a Nazi base—your friend’s probably dead." "We’ll see."
"Probably best not to drop your shield," common sense whispers, "Bucky’ll probably kill you—" "WE’LL SEE."